Proof That Stewie Is A Card-Carrying Member of AAA
Stewie: Yeah, we’re trying to get to the North Pole. I don’t suppose you’re from Triple A are you?
Outside Voice (distractingly): OK, hold on one second . . .
Tow Truck Driver: Huh?
Stewie: Triple A. You know. A-A-A
Tow Truck Driver: Oh. AA, eh? Hey, I just came from AA.
Stewie: No, not AA. A-A-A.
Tow Truck Driver: Yeah, that’s what I said. AA, eh?
Stewie: Oh, so you are with Triple A?
Tow Truck Driver: Oh no, that’s A-A-A. I just came from AA, eh?
Brian (the dog): Stewie, I think he’s just a drunk.
Stewie: Well drunk or not, can you help us?
Tow Truck Driver: I can if you want to join AA, eh?
Stewie: No, I’m already a member of AAA. I need help with the car.
Tow Truck Driver: Oh, I see. It looks like you’ve got some water leakage. You might need a hose, eh?
Stewie: Jose, Roberto, whatever. If you work with some Latinos that can fix a car, that’d be great!
Tow Truck Driver: No, I mean it looks like you need a part, eh?
Stewie: Well, yeah, when it’s fixed we can celebrate. . . but let’s deal with first things first.
Tow Truck Driver: Well I can probably take you to a gas station, eh. Do you have cash, eh?
Stewie: Well, I dunno. My name carries a little weight. . . but I don’t see how that matters here.
Brian: Look, we don’t have enough cash to fix the car. We’re kind of on our way to the North Pole.
Tow Truck Driver: Oh, a car won’t take you there anyway. But if you like, you can take my snowmobiles.
Brian: Really? You’d just give it to us?
Tow Truck Driver: Oh sure, that’s what Canadian hospitality is all about. If you like, you can have all my money and my leg.